SARDAR SMS'S ~ FUNWORLD
SARDAR SMS'S ~ FUNWORLD

SARDAR SMS'S

Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber
ko saath le kar gaya.
guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k
paper leage ho gaya. ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku
1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......

SARDARNE 2 SARDR SARDAR G MAIN NE AJ PANE KO BEWAKOOF
BANAYA SARDAR.WO KAISAY SARDARNE.
MAIN NE PANE GARAM KYA PER
THANDAY SE NAHA LYA HA HA HA

a grl in a wedding ceremony want 2 go 2 da toilet.
she asked a sardar, sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.
sardar replied u naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao.

a sardar bunked his office and went home and found his
wife on bed with his boss. he run back and told his
coleagues:YAAR AJ TU MIEN BASS PAKARA HI GIA THA.

Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.
She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking...

2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.

sardar g nay hotel may aik aissie larki ki
demand ki jissay AIDS ho
wajah poochi tu sardar g nay kaha"mere say
meri biwi ko aids homeri biwi say mere bhai
ko,bhai say bhabi ko,bhabi say,papa ko,papa
say mama ko,mama say parosee ko, tab usay pata
chalay ga k sardar ki maan saay sex karnay ka kiya
injaam hota hai sony

WHY WAS SARDAR JEE ARRESTED IN A POLITICAL RALLY.
BECOZ HE SAW A GIRL GOING AROUND WITH A BADGE ON HER CHEST
WHICH SAID"PRESS" AND SARDAR JEE PRESSED IT.

ek sradar sochta raha...sochta raha...
sochta raha... saari zindagi sochta raha aur
sochtay sochtay hi mar gaya k meri behan
k 3 bhai hain tau mere 2 kyoun????

Sardar Get Engaged with girl,
soon he came 2 know she had no affair b4,
he brokn the relation every 1 asked the reason!
He said "JO KISI OR KI NA HO SAKI WOH MERI KIA HOGI"

sardar. to his friend:yaar bari mushkil main hoon mairi Bivi mujh say aik kiss ka RS.100 laiti hay
friend.Acha,yaar to baara lucky hay dosron sey woh 500aiti hai

What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.

Premika-Tum to bas apne kaam me lage rehte ho..Meri to koi prwah hi nhi he tumhe!Srdar Premi-Oye, Pyar krne wale kisi ki prwah Nahi karte

Sardar apni BIBI k sath TAXI me baitha.Driver ne aaina set kiya. Ye dekhte hi SARDAR gusse me bolaMeri BIBI ko DEKHTA hai, piche BAITH. Taxi me CHALAUNGA

2sardars go for a drive. . . . OYE zara khidki ke bahar dekhi indicators working or not. . . sardar puts his head out & says yes..No..Yes..No..Yes..No.

Sardar apni GirlFriend ko i love u kehta aur gir jata.I love u kehta aur fir gir jata. Girl: ye Kya kar rahe ho Sardar: i m falling in love.

ek sardar ne Ek Cow ke kiss kar le.
oor sath main he Toba karny lagy k Guru nanak g
Mujy maaf kar dain mairy zehan main shaitan(devil) aa giya tha,
Ussy waqt Shaitan Hazir ho giya oor Sardar se kehny laga,
Oyee Ullu K Pathy yeh jo harkat tum ne ke
yeh harkat to mairy zehan main b nahe the

A sardar saw a board on which it was written " padhne wala stupid".
Sardar got irritated and wrote "likhan wala stupid"

Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge

Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister..


Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know -
it means....
S - Sardaron ke
M - Mazak udane ki
S - Service

Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &
says - What a shit ?
"I read the whole book, too many character, no story
at all" ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone
Directory....


in an interview,
interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
SARDAR: dhuurrrrrrrrrr..
Interviewr shouts: stop it !
SARDAR: dhurr dhup dup dup dup..

Sardar ji;
Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de,
Bhabwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye.

Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha. Shopwale ne usse flag diya. Sardar bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!!

Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai

Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi

Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

Day a monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.
Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.
Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said "
Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha..."

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes
with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai?
Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil?
Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!

SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay
kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub
check kar kay laya hoooon

This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park
and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching, he was hiding under his seat
when his friend asks him ;kyon
sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha
hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji
replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai
ki cinema hai, lekin voh to
janwar hai, usko kya pata"

There's a funeral procession of a sardar
going on a busy street. All the
sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the
bhangra and singing and general
'balle balle' is on. The people on the
street find it strange that instead
of mourning everyone is celebrating
as if its marriage baraat. So one of
them asks Santa Singh, ;Singh Saab,
aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur
aap naach rahe ho?; .....comes the reply, ;
Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushi
ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek
sardar brain tumour se mara hai!!


One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one
runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!"
Exclaimed the Sardar

Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and
hangs up.

Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."

A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-""EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON
JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,
JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,
TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI" "

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