A 60 years old bachelor advertises
his Zaoorat-e-rishta after a month
he got a letter \"mian sahib\" iss
umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTAY
aata hein.

girls are like phones. we like to be
held and talked too- but if u press
the wrong button u'll be disconnected!

God made man and then rested. God made
women and then no one rested

MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal
illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy

This cat is cat a cat good cat way
cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat
buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat!

><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign of
friendship Plz take care of it & keep
it in mobile & daily put ur mobile
in water so tat fish wont DIE:-)

can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it.
please help me out, i know you have
it, i wil return it .a sardar asks
to ATM machine?????

terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers...
and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else
they will burn them with kerosene...
plz donate. i have donated 15 litres..

Dear user,your wife can become mother
without your struggle!Just SMS
'CHILD' or call customer care at
9890****** & be a tension-free DAD!

When i open my eyes every morning i
pray to God that everyone should have
a friend like you.... Why should only
i suffer!!!

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him,
Darling, on our Engagement will you
give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure,
Give me ur Telephone number.

When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!!
Another GOD!!!..& When u were
born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!
Competition...!!! ....

Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend-
a)-Cute cool.gif-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl
Best of all Reply is a must...

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,
Thats why boys go to college

Who said english is easy???
Fill in the blank with YES or
No... 1.-----I dont have brain...
2.-----I dont have sence...
3.-----I am stupid....

If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....
Ur heart is beating fast ,
do u think its LOVE? na Munna na
its called high B/P...

Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy
Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky
Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off
and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!

what happend 2 ur mobile?
i was trying 2 call u but
i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,
D monkey u r tring 2 call
is on tree plz try later.

First the engagement ring,
then the wedding ring,
then the suffering

A couple wanted khatna(Circumcision)of their son,
but they dont know proper word to print,
so they printed the wording :

Husband sitting near to his wife n she
was driving,Husband:please slow down
the speed of car.Wife:No ;please. No; please
NopleaseNopls..Husband:the Newspaper
ill publish ur correct Age 55 in
case of axident; Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh...

Why do couples hold hands during
their wedding day?..It is just
a formality, like two boxers
shaking hands b4 the fight begins !

girl friends are like mobile phone,
whenever you want happiness
just check inbox, whenever u want
to cry check out box, and whenever
u want to enjoyment just plug in your
charger and enjoy.

Husband asks, Do you know
the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information
Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means
With Idiot For Ever

PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls
hostel mein gaya toh first time
100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs.
Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly
paas ka kya lega Mamu

MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath
saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein
bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai,
aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai,
aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

Last night I lay in my bed looking
at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...
then i thought where the fuck is my roof

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye,
I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy
that cows can't fly!

If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals,
why are you eating there food

I'm a killer, i kill people for money,
but you are my friend

Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,
put on a shirt N a button fell off.
I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.
I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.
5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million
people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is
reading my text!pass on

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes
all things beautiful why
doesn’t it rain on you?

i want u 2 know dat our friendship means
alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.
U jump out of da window...
I look down & den...
i lauf again

An independant study has proven dat those
who have a bad sex life & who are crap in
bed are readin dis message in their right hand!

When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love,
1 u hate, 1 u always think of
and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep
guessing why I sent it to u.

Sweet candies are nice to eat ..
Sweet words are easy to say ..
but, sweet ppl are hard to find ..
OH MY GOD! how did u find me
u r stupid
s 4 super .. t 4 talented .. u 4 unique ..
p 4 pesron .. i 4 in .. d 4 demand

u r a donkey
d 4 decent .. o 4 outclass .. n 4 nice ..
k 4 kind .. e 4 excelent .. y 4 young

VERY... Cute, Gorgeous,
Genious, Goodlooking,
One in Trillions...I think its
enuff abt ME,wht abt U....

Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead oye
hello i am talking about OXYGEN

When i am not messaging u it does not
mean that i have forgotten u,
i am just giving u time to MISS ME!!

Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be ..
one heart that would always beat for you ..
You know Whose??? .. your Own Stupid!!!

If ever in your life U R very sad
& lonely & feel that U have lost every thing,
I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk
on a Bridge & Ill Show U where 2 jump From !!!...

Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo

Hey friend remember that without stupidity
there can be no wisdom .. & without ugliness
there can be no beauty .. so the world needs
YOU after all!

The rain makes all things beautiful..
The grass & flowers 2.. If rain makes all
things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?

Our friendship means a lot 2 me..
U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf .. U jump out of the window ..
I look down & then... i lauf again

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not

I see your face when I am dreaming That's
why I always wake up screaming

My love you take my breath away What have
you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tellExcept
for maybe "go to hell"

Of loving beauty you float with graceIf only
you could hide your face

When u feel sad .. To cheer up just go to the mirror and say .."damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness .. But don't make this a habit .. Coz liars go to hell !!!!

Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be i am inviting you...don't bring any gift with you...just bring someone to marry me

what is wrong with your cell every
time i call a voice comes the subscriber
u have dialed is a monkey plz contact
zoo for detail

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat,
to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy
cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat!
Now read it all without the word cat!

Someday u may lose ur hair .. u may lose ur teeth-
ur money & even lose ur mind .. But 1 thing
u will never loose is ur good looks ..
coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

A man on wife’s birthday had no money so
he sent a chq of 100 kisses, When he return
home his wife said “thanks for chq i got it
cashed from banks manager.

A- ur attractive , B- ur beautiful,
C- ur caring, D- ur darling, E – ur exciting,
F- ur funny, G- ur gorgeous,
H- ur heavenly, I- i am, J-just, K- kidding

Sory to disturb u its urgent,
Can u fax me ur photo graph,
Serious matter has come up actually
v were playing card and V lost joker…..

I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy

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